December 28, 2012

The VERY best red carpet moments of 2012…

I have no idea what she does, but I love what she wears! 
Above: My FAVOURITE dress of the year, feathered Prada at the Met Gala
Below: Perfectly dramatic Christian Dior couture for Cannes

75-years-old and still bloody amazing

Left: in Cavalli, right: in Atelier Versace, both at Cannes film festival
I can’t stand the woman, but this dress is just WOW personified
White and red Stephane Rolland gown at Cannes film festival
Pre-baby and daring in sheer
The Met Gala never looked so good. Pure brilliance in sheer and feathered Givenchy
What does she do? Who knows, but look…
…she wears Atelier Versace so well at the amfAR Gala

She flies the flag for all curvy women out there
Like hand to glove, this Vera Wang is made for her. What an unbelievable match!
Justin Timberlake’s Mrs knows how to work a red carpet

This Giambattista Valli dress is her best yet if you ask me. Fitted to perfection.
 Absolutely STUNNING for the Total Recall London premiere!
Veteran leading lady, red carpet genius

Above left: Chic in Alessandra Rich at the Golden Globes
Above right: Like Oscar himself, gold and statuesque in Lanvin

Above left: Flying the British flag in Vivienne Westwood at the BAFTAs
Above right: She loves Westwood and Westwood loves her. This time at the SAG Awards

This girls love for a show stopping gown warms my heart

An epic Marchesa dress for Cannes Film Festival
What a year showing off her truly unique style
Above: both Haider Ackermann looks, left at the Golden Globes and right at Cannes 

A true Diva 

So it’s not the red carpet, but this fringed Versace frock for her BAMBI awards performance left me open-mouthed for hours!
She rarely impresses me on the red carpet, but this was AMAZING

It took the Oscars for her to pull this white Tom Ford dress and cape out the bag.
Tres impressed.

Again, not the red carpet, but couldn’t leave these out! 

Airports around the globe didn’t know what hit them when Gaga worked these 
Atelier Versace looks. These are faint-worthy dresses. 
Putting his stamp on every red carpet he attends

Above left: In head-to-toe Maison Martin Margiela for H&M at the launch party in New York
Above right: A red Versace suit for the BAFTA LA Britannia Awards
One true Givenchy fan

Above left: A dapper Givenchy suit for the BRIT Awards
Above right: Stars and strips by Givenchy for the Q music awards
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but for someone who was caught cheating, she wears an AWFUL lot of AWFUL sheer. Keep your goodies to yourself love!
Above left: The worst of the year, Erdem for the On The Road premiere
Above right: Just NO, in Jason Wu for the On The Road screening 
Above left: On anyone else, or with a slip, it would be gorgeous, but this Zuhair Murad dress looks GROSS at the Breaking Dawn LA premiere
Above right: Ill fitting Louis Vuitton. What a shame! At the Breaking Dawn photo call


May 18, 2012

From Cannes: Jane Fonda in Cavalli for Madagascar 3 premiere

Now listen Jane Fonda, if this continues, this blatant upstaging of other A Listers on the red carpet, someone will have to do something about it. Or not!

Look at the veteran actress stunner in a to-the-floor, long sleeved, sparkly red wine Roberto Cavalli gown at the Madagascar 3 premiere in Cannes. She’s not normal. This is styling genius.

SHE’S SEVENTY-BLOODY-FOUR PEOPLE! If I was a celeb on this red carpet, I’d definitely let Jane do her thing first then follow, sheepishly, after. There’s no following this look really.

She’s the one to beat at Cannes this year. It’s official!

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May 17, 2012

From Cannes – Freida Pinto and Jane Fonda

Oh for goodness sake. Jane Fonda, you’re killing me! Another day at the Cannes Film Festival, another phenomenal dress, another chance to show off that killer body. This time it was Stella McCartney.

The clever contoured dresses that Stella produced have been massive hits on the red carpet, and Jane’s is no exception. I just can’t believe she’s 74.

And Freida in Atelier Versace… WOW. She was all hip-action on the red carpet in this lime green gown, which took her from fashion-y to sexy. A great move. See… DVer (Donatella) will treat you good!

A double WOW moment.

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May 16, 2012

Jane Fonda in Atelier Versace, if you Cannes Cannes Canne!

Oh Christ. Oh God. Here we go. Cannes Film Festival 2012 is upon us lovely reader, and you know what that means? GOWNS GOWNS GOWNS. And who better to kick it off than the AMAZING Jane Fonda in Atelier Versace!!??
She knows how to satisfy a gay man’s gown dreams, doesn’t she? It’s not so much that I’m in love with this dress, if I’m honest it’s on the cheaper looking side to DVer’s (Donatella Versace) Atelier collection, it’s just that Jane – now 74 – can actually wear something like this AND get away with it! 
Oh who am I kidding… I friggin’ LOVE this dress!! 
Look out for some more amazing gowns, there’ll be many. My dress-dar (get it? like gaydar, but for dresses) tells me there’ll be A LOT of Marchesa, and Fan Bing Bing will steal the show, as usual! 

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