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Hey!

Welcome to The Very Simon G. My blog has been going for nearly a decade, but there ain’t getting away from me just yet! Come in for fashion, fun and everything in between. Enjoy!

Hairy business!

Looking to emulate cousin Itt? Then head to Roberto Cavalli and pick up these weird, gross, hairy boots. There are some designers, like Garerth Pugh, who make hair look couture, but these are just odd. You'll need a trim every 8 weeks and the GHDs to keep them nice. YUK! A steal at 300 odd quid don't you think?!
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The Belle of the Ball!

Burberry's up first!