Daily Mail pictureShe doesn't have 'mad' in her name for no reason you know! When I was sent this picture to comment on for the Sunday Times Style magazine I was temporarily stunned. The thing that gets to me most is that at 51 you should know what to wear. Especially if you are Madonna and you have all the money in the world and all the people in the world wanting to style you!
I mean come on. My mum is of similar age and if she ever stepped out the house like this I'd first slap her to make sure she wasn't sleep dressing, and then I'd pretend to not know her. Isn't it slightly embarrassing for all parties concerned; Madonna for dressing like it, Jesus for going out with her looking like this and us, the poor public, having to look at her in such an outfit. It's an affront to the very delicacy of our nature. Fifty one in a tight mini-dress and thigh high boots that quite frankly are hideous in their own right? No love.
In the 80s she was amaze. Her blonde hair and dark eyebrows and the many evolving looks she went through was her charm. Now, in the harsh light of the new millennium, I wonder if people can take her seriously. I mean, can we? A pink leotard in her music video? Shouldn't 50 year-olds save pink leotards STRICTLY to private keep fit classes?
Am I being unfair people?