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Victoria Beckham loses her heels

Think of this moment as if it were a rare sighting of a bird of paradise. Or an Amur leopard - one of the rarest cats on earth... It's Victoria Beckham, SANS heels fresh off a plane at LAX!

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It's so abnormal, so utterly unfathomable and even a little upsetting to see Posh without her signature ball breaking, bunion-inducing, vertiginous heels on! You go to have a look at what she's wearing: 'hair looks nice, I like her statement shades, ooo pretty spring cardi, where's that lovely structured dress from? huh! another Berkin bag - OH MY CHRIST SHE'S WEARING FLATS'.

I love you Vics, but please don't do this again you naughty naughty uber-fashionable little Spice Girl.

What's that smell?

WIN WIN WIN