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OMGILOVEYOUKIM - there, I said it! (WARNING - Camp Value - HIGH)

Photo by: AJM/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010  8/13/10 Kim Kardashian at a party at Lavo Nightclub at the Palazzo Hotel and Casino. (Las Vegas, Nevada)  Photo via Newscom



I've tweeted before about the very ambiguous career of Kim Kardashian, you see I didn't watch her reality TV show OR see her sex tape (both prerequisites for being famous these days!), so as far as I'm concerned she's this gorgeous creature who roams LA being papped with bags and bags of shopping. BUT I've actually just googled her and Wikipedia states that she is an "American celebutante, socialite, television personality, producer, actress, and model. She is widely known for her role on the E!reality series, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J". So thanks Wikipedia, now I know.


So I've never seen her (pretend to) act or present anything on TV, but to look at her don't you think she's utterly mesmerising? I know that's quite dramatic, and of course there are those in the public eye who are seriously gorgeous (Jolie, Fox et al), but with Kim I think it's how she holds her self. I feel I can comment on this one seeing as I am completely objective about her - my love for her is based purely (shallow, I know) on her looks.

In a lot of what I've read about Kim there are mentions of her curves, which really is my main point. Being an advocate for all things curvy myself, I think Kim flies the flag high and proud for all those curvaceous lovelies out there. Her wardrobe consists of figure-flattering amazingness, accessories to accentuate and heels that elongate. She really does know how to dress for her shape. DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME. Take note. She REALLY does. I don't think I've ever seen her on an off-fashion day.

Body con or floaty, big shoulders or jeans, Kim knows what she's doing.

Even if I still have really no idea what you do Kim Kardash, I love ya!



NEW YORK - MAY 21: Television personality Kim Kardashian attends the 2010 Cosmetic Executive Women Beauty Awards at The Waldorf Astoria on May 21, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)



WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MAY 24: TV personality Kim Kardashian arrives at the E! 20th anniversary party celebrating two decades of pop culture held at The London Hotel on May 24, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)



Kim Kardashian at the FIFI Awards at the Armory in Manhattan, NY on June 10, 2010.  Fame Pictures, Inc



Reality TV Star Kim Kardashian works out and grabs a juice at The Body Factory on June 26, 2010 in West Hollywood, CA (Photo by JMZ777 / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom



42145, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday July 1, 2010. The Kardashian women hit up the Intermix clothing boutique in Soho after eating at Cipriani restaurant in NYC. Followed by a film crew, they then made another quick stop at Patricia Field, the New York stylist from Sex and the City,  Ugly Betty,  Confessions of a Shopaholic and The Devil Wears Prada films. PICTURED: Kim Kardashian heads to Intermix clothing boutique in Soho after dining at Cipriani restaurant with her mother and sister. Photograph:  Castro, PacificCoastNews.com



42915, SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - Saturday July 24 2010. Kim Kardashian arrives for dinner with her mum at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in a flattering patterned kaftan dress and strappy sandals. Photograph: Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com



The Comcast Entertainment Group TCA Cocktail Reception held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on August 6th, 2010. Kim Kardashian                                          Fame Pictures, Inc



Teen Choice Awards Arrivals held at The Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California in August 8th, 2010. Kim Kardashian Fame Pictures, Inc



Reality star Kim Kardashian finishes her afternoon with some personal maintenance as she leaves a salon in Santa Monica where she reportedly indulges in waxing, on August 11, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc



43632, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday August 16, 2010. Kim Kardashian indulges in a bit of retail therapy as she shops at Madison and the Rock & Republic clothing boutique stores on the trendy Robertson Blvd. Photograph: Juan Sharma  PacificCoastNews.com

A possible Kim outfit?

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