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I SAW KIM KARDASHIAN AT THE CRITICS' CHOICE AWARDS!! AHHHH



My God Louisa did well. As part of my busy LA schedule that she put together for both of us while I'm here, the Critics Choice Awards last night is just one of the red carpets we've done together. And the best for me because, dear reader, I got a glimpse, a good old stare in fact, at my favourite lady of the moment, KIM KARDASHIAN! She looked SUPER hot in her (unusually) long tangerine Vera Wang gown. Her curves were, once again, shown off to the max. Granted it's not everyone's choice of colour, but it looked gorgeous against her dark skin. Khloe chose a shorter animal print number with a long train - wasn't that sure about it to be honest, but her hair looked fierce!

Anyway anyway anyway, I saw Kim, that's all that matters. Everything else pales in comparison. Unfortunately she didn't give us journos any time for a chat (none of the big stars did actually), but I got a few pictures for ya'll to enjoy.

A few things for you to note: firstly Tilda Swinton's GORGEOUS and mesmerizing green eyes (and the amazing Lanvin frock) - I've never noticed them until she was literally three inches from me. Secondly John Legend's girlfriend's dress - surely the BEST of the night by a long way. Thirdly Keri Hilson's shoes and fourthly Amber Rose's black frock - don't usually like anything she wears, but this surprised me.

Enjoy people!

*Work those curves Kim - looking gorgeous!*



*Khloe, next time listen to your sister... mm'kay!*








*Never realised how stunning Nicole Kidman was. Notice another TEENY hubby!*



*Piercing green eyes, but are they contacts??*




*Best dressed of the night, definitely. Well done Christine Teigen!*






*Eva Mendes rocks the Valentino*





*Keri's gorgeous heels, being interviewed by Perez Hilton's correspondent*



*Don't know who she was, but love the Geisha dress*





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