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The 'Very' 2011 Oscars red carpet rundown...

As Oscars red carpets go, this year was a good one. Very few disappointed and when they did it was more like merrr it's OK, rather than an OMG THAT'S HORRIFIC kind of faux pas.

Lots of sexy reds complimented the carpet last night, as did the obligatory nudes. Pastels, in the form of Mila Kunis, were oh-so pretty and sparkles arrived in bucket loads.

Take a look...


*The Best Dressed - Cate Blanchet in striking lavender and yellow Givenchy couture***


*The 'OMG she looks unbelievable after having twins three months ago' award - Celine Dion in Armani Prive*


*The 'I didn't know who you were until Google told me' award - Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend, in the most gorgeous dramatic black Kaufman Franco gown*


*The 'thanks for bringing sex to the red carpet' award - Jennifer Lawrence in clingy Calvin Klein*


*The 'this is how you do fashion at my age properly' award - Helen Mirren in a figure hugging Vivienne Westwood*


*The 'I'm embracing the feathers' award - Hilary Swank in silvery Gucci*


*The 'wearing Marchesa with pride' award - Halle Berry in one of my favourites of the night!*


*The 'couture toilet roll holder yet romantically stunning' award - Florence Welch wearing vintage Valentino*

*The 'I might be younger than Angelina but I look better in pastels than her' award - Mila Kunis in a breathtaking Elie Saab couture gown*

*The 'monochromatic star of the night' award - Reese Witherspoon in perfect Armani Prive*

*The 'fashion critic's most talked about because some people were disappointed but The Very Simon G loves it' award - Amy Adams sparkles in a fabulous navy L'Wren Scott*

*The 'Yes, I've lost loads of weight and I can wear anything I want now' award - Jennifer Hudson's drama-train orange Versace*

*The 'cutest princess youngster' award - Hailee Steinfeld in Marchesa*

*The 'At first glance it's merr, second time round it's gorge' award - Gwynnie in golden Calvin Klein*

*The 'Effortless Hollywood glamour' award - Annette Bening shines in contoured Naeem Khan*

*The 'Beautifully romantic' award - Mandy Moore in Monique L'Hullier*

*The 'I so went with my stylists first option' award - Penelope Cruz in L'Wren Scott*

*The 'I look like a corpse with big hair' award - Sharon Stone

*The 'Controversial but I'm going to say I think it's a merrr' award - Scarlett Johansson in lacey Dolce & Gabbana*

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