...this incredibly handsome Viktor & Rolf tuxedo suit, £1310 (can imagine David Beckham in this!) from www.mrporter.com
...or this equally amazing Vivienne Westwood dark grey jacket with attached waistcoat, £549 and the matching drunk trousers, £199 both from www.my-wardrobe.com
Failing both of these, I'd commission the lovely Marchesa girls to make me a suit! What would you wear???