Kim Kar-diaries: The day I met Kim!!!!

So my dream came true yesterday. I've waxed lyrical about Kim Kardashian for over a year now and, much to my absolute amazement, I got the chance to meet her. I have a dedicated feature on the blog about her, the Kim Kar-diaries, my twitter is often over run with Kim related tweets, I'm obsessed with her reality show(s), I love her curves, her hair is mesmerizing... OK STOP. ENOUGH. You can imagine my state yesterday, waiting for the pint size starlet to walk into the room... I tried my hardest not to pass out with over excitement. I realise I've just out-gayed myself once again.

So, Kim made a flying visit to our shores to promote her new fragrance aptly named Kim Kardashian. Whoever said this lady didn't deserve her Glamour Magazine Women of the Year award was wrong. She's made collecting fragrances not only an art form, but a business. She made an appearance at Debenhams on Oxford Street earlier in the day, to a huge crowd some of which, I found out, had travelled from Birmingham at 1am the night before to get a good space outside. I also spoke to a lovely lady working with the UK distribution company who told me that they had sold an entire months worth of stock in ONE day, yesterday. An absolute success.

As she entered the room, everyone (meaning a lot of over-done-up competition winners) went quiet, then the Blackberrys and iPhones went crazy, quickly snapping away. Obviously with my luck my Blackberry turned itself off after one picture. Luckily I was with a few friends, not quite as obsessed with Kim as me, who were armed with cameras and the like. Thank God!

Kim spoke for a couple of minutes, see the video below, about her love for the fragrance, a great sales spiel. The whole time I was staring, open mouthed, at her. The leading lady in my celebrity hot list, no more than a meter away from me. Too much to handle. I have to tell you at this point I was suitably doused in the fragrance, half to show my support, half because I kinda love it. I even attacked a couple of people in front me with a spray, I insisted, much to their horror.

She finished talking, stepped down from the little platform from where she spoke, and was ushered into another room where all us civilians bombarded her for a one-on-one picture and a little chat. PRs being PRs, and doing their job, stopped the overcrowding and told us to move into the bigger room for pictures... I was first. Obviously. The PR suggested we step up onto the platform for personal pics, so up me and Kim went - OMG, I was standing next to her, towering over her even in her 6 inch powder green Louboutin Daffodils. As people started snapping, she turned to me and the PR and said: "I don't think the angle is that good up here, do you think we could get down?". I seized up for a second, composed myself, then replied "Oh my God, course! Horrible angle, being shot upwards isn't it?".

So down we went. My arm went round her waist, one of the most famous waists in Hollywood, careful not to brush one of the most famous rumps in the world, and there we stood for what seemed like a million years, but what was only a few seconds. Me and Kim, having our picture taken. Like old friends. But maybe that was just me thinking it.

We had a brief chat. I asked her if she were to describe her fragrance as an outfit, what would it be? she replied, after a few seconds thought: "A sexy cocktail dress!". Would we expect anything different from the queen of... sexy cocktail dresses?

I reeled off all the usual fan phrases: 'I love you so much, you're amazing...' etc. Then I asked to try her rock on, her $2million sparkler, to which she laughed and said no. Damn. I'm convinced she wears a cheap H Samuels knock off when she's out and about.

Kim is short, but not too short and curvy, but not big. She has actual curves, womanly, sexy curves. Her waist is cinched, and her bum is substantial. Her boobs are ample. She flies the flag for 'that' shape of woman.

And that was my time with Kim. Short but sweet. Amazing and crazy. Surreal and nerve racking. Quite embarrassing for a journalist really, but oh well. She's my ultimate in Amazonian women. I love her. I have to say a MASSIVE thanks to my friend British Beauty Blogger for making the whole thing possible, you're the best!

Take a look at some of the pics and the video. Enjoy. I hope you're not too bored of my little Kim story!