Kim Kardashian's London trip has been a fashionable one to say the least. Versace, Marchesa, Stella McCartney, and now Emilio Pucci!
Off I went, down to the Rose club in London's West End, to celebrate with my good friend Kim on the launch of her new fragrance, True Reflection. Now as most of you know, I have met her before, at her first fragrance launch in London, and we got to spend a few precious seconds together. This time however, that was not meant to be.
In she came, in her red and black Pucci dress, followed closely by PRs and the E! camera crew. A little speech later and she was meeting and greeting press. But not me. Not this time. Maybe she remembered my face, remembered when I asked to try on her $2million rock last time and thought 'Absolutely NOT him'. Or maybe it was just the PRs who were running round like headless chickens, acting like Obama himself was launching a fragrance.
Either way, I didn't get to meet her again dear reader. I apologise. I did try but was told I wasn't 'key press'. HOW DARE THEY SAY THE VERY SIMON G ISN'T KEY PRESS!!
To top it off Kim went out the back door of the club. No goodbye, no air kisses, no nothing. So much for sisterhood! Hmmmph.
Kim, lucky you made your Pucci look better than the model on the runway, otherwise there might not be anything nice about this post!