This post really needs no introduction. I think you get it all from the title. But just a couple of things... Anna Dello Russo, Rupaul and Dolly Parton were NOT in attendance which upset me greatly, and it seems long sleeved gowns, metallic and orange were this years winners!
Here's my rundown...
CHIC MOMENTS...
***Diane Kruger - my joint best dressed - left my jaw on the floor! THIS is how to work the red carpet. Stunning colour on her, stunning detail... STUNNING PRADA!***
***Beyonce works this purple and black Givenchy couture for all it's worth. Which is a LOT! Those post-baby curves are looking fabulous Bey!***
***Sofia Vergara smiles like that because her Marchesa down is SOO friggin' fabulous!***
***January Jones sticks with Atelier Versace... GOOD GIRL. What a stunner!***
***Carrying on the canary trend, Solange takes a leaf out of her sister's book - 'The Amazing Knowles'. This Rachel Roy dress is perrfect for her!***
***Christina Ricci's bow-back Thakoon dress is testament to an amazing designer. Oh, and the bow is bigger than he is!!***
***Mia Wasikowska in capped sleeve Prada and Kirsten Dunst in Rodarte - both as amazing as each other, and serving up Victoriana and 80s realness in abundance!***
***She's not normal! How is anyone this striking? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Burberry dress is probably not that nice, but on her it's INCREDIBLE!***
***Carey Mulligan in sparkly Prada - GREAT length on her, and Jessica Alba in gold Michael Kors - her complexion + this colour = perfection***
***Give me a Mary Katrantzou dress any day Elizabeth Banks! An acquired taste, leaving me hungry for more!***
***Marion Cotillard's chic yet revealing Dior dress is SO her. What a great match!***
***Rosario Dawson in Calvin Klein Collection and Gisele in Givenchy***
BEST IN BLACK
***Cate Blanchett in Alexander McQueen and Rooney Mara in custom Givenchy***
***I didn't know if I liked this at first, now I do! Cameron Diaz looks off-the-clock in Stella McCartney's glittering gown***
***If ever there was a way to do a spring colour to a spring event, this is it! Emily Blunt, this is why I LOVE you - and your Calvin Klein Collection frock!***
***The big O's - Ginnifer Goodwin's custom Monique Lhuillier was a corker, as was Katherine McPhee's Elie Saab moment. Orange is IN people!***
***Ivanka Trump is a surprise one for me to love, but I do! What a gorgeous dress!***
***Emma Stone in an oh-so-cute red Lanvin (doing it for the short dresses!), and Debra Messing showing some sexy cleave in her KaufmanFranco gown***
***Nina Dobrev's amaze-train Donna Karen Atelier gown adds some much needed drama to the red carpet. Breathtaking!***
NOT SURE MOMENTS...
***From the front, I don't like it, but from the side, I love it! Can Gwynie walk sideways in her Prada please?***
***I love Janelle, but not keen on this jumpsuit. It looks a little... tight? And Liv's Givenchy... she could do better!!***
***Scarlett Johansson's Dolce & Gabbana dress should be nice, but I can't seem to like it! Considering she's usually so sexy, this is not good!***
***I want SO much to like these two, but I'm struggling. SJP's Valentino dress is slightly too much, although she DOES make it her own, and Coco Rocha's homage to vintage Givenchy is not really what we expect on the red carpet for the Met Gala!***
***YES, Rihanna looks fab, and YES Tom Ford's dress is amazing, but there's something missing here. But I'm not sure what exactly!***
THE EEEK MOMENTS...
***I don't care if this is McQueen, I just think it's hideous! Florence, usually you get it so right. This is not one of those times!***
***Chloe Sevigny, this is a mess! Is it me or does she look like a cheap version of Denise Welsh? A Miu Miu disaster!***
***Eva Mendes' orange Prada is pretty dowdy if you ask me, and Shailene Woodley's Christopher Kane dress is not one of my favourites either!***
***I so look forward to see what Jessica Chastain wears, but not this time. This blue tiered Louis Vuitton dress is ALL WRONG for The Help actress. Stick with slinky and emerald green love!***
***Another non-smile from Kristen Stewart. No wonder! This Balenciaga is a quick way to end up on the Worst Dressed lists of all the fashion mags!***
***And the best dressed Aliens go to - Karolina Kurkova in Rachel Zoe and Mary-Kate Olsen in her own Row dress***
***Ooops, Milla Jovovich got her Prada gown caught in a shredder. Please tell me that's the case??***
***Here's the thing, I should LOVE this Dolce & Gabbana OMG moment gown and cape that the delicious Italian socialite Bianca Brandolini wears, but I think it's even a bit too much for me... OH GOD, what's happening to me!!!! Who am I kidding, it's AMAZING.***
*ALEXA CHUNG DOESN'T EVEN WARRANT A PICTURE***
***AND THEN THERE WAS ANNA - IN HER CUSTOM LOBSTER PRADA GOWN***
