FUCK.And I never swear on this blog. But really, is Jane Fonda even real?? I mean, how many 75-year-olds look like this, in a turquoise Versace dress? None that I know. She has single-handedly made Cannes Film Festival 2013 for me. THIS IS IT! I know that I've probably said every single word above at least four or five times before about Jane, but when she does it, when she graces the red carpet with her presence, she REALLY brings it. All the other A listers pale in comparison. Yes, it might be down to her nimble, incredible body, but really it's all about how she holds herself and her clever choices - a flash of skin, a longer sleeve, to-the-floor length, plus obviously having Donatella as a friend and personal dresser helps. Jane knows EXACTLY what she's doing.For a masterclass in dressing for the red carpet, just Google Jane Fonda. She, lovely reader, IS IT!I'm off to get me brown paper bag again, I'm...hyper....ventilating....