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Hey!

Welcome to The Very Simon G. My blog has been going for nearly a decade, but there ain’t getting away from me just yet! Come in for fashion, fun and everything in between. Enjoy!

Is this the most leathal man bag ever?

10423875_2145569_1000 10423875_2145568_1000Recently I did a vlog about man bags: my favourites in my collection and how to wear them, unfortunately this spiked and studded ball bag by Dafne Balatsos (buy here) wasn't included, I sadly don't own it, but I think I'd like to! For nothing else but the fact that it would be a bloody good self-defense weapon, but also because it is, in a strange way, quite fabulous.When I first looked at it, 'Camden goth' popped into my head, but looking at it more and more, I do kinda think it's an embellished equivalent of a lady's Christian Louboutin hand bag. Why shouldn't us men have something similar? In fact, Louboutin actually did do a ball bag (makes me LOL every time I write that) a couple of seasons ago.The question is, would you actually wear this in 'real life'?? Just don't get drunk and start whirling it round you head, for God's sake!! 

Yours truly, The VSG x

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