Why oh why oh why don't we have anything like this in the UK? Why hasn't my Queen, Cher, come over here to indulge us in Cher night on Strictly Come Dancing? I also remember Dolly week on X Factor USA a few years ago. It's so unfair!So yeah, last night was Cher week on Dancing With The Stars in America. She opened with Believe... can you BELIEVE it?? (sorry about that) She hasn't performed that song live for ages. And in true Queenly form, she was lowered from the ceiling in a sparkly chevron number.

Next up, she performed her new song, I Hope You Find It, in an almost entirely sheer dress and massive feathered wig/headpiece. YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THIS LADY! She didn't only sing though, oh no, Cher was also the guest judge. THE GUEST JUDGE! I mean, this has to be the most immense show on TV thus far, in the history of TV. She wore a custom Marco Marco ensemble to judge in... And as if it couldn't get any better, the dancers and celebs danced to a lot of Cher's music, including Woman's World...

IN AWE OF THIS WOMAN!!!