'Break The Internet ' reads the cover of Paper magazine, just underneath a shiny, oiled-up prime Kardashian rump. But in actual fact, Kim Kardashian has 'broken' the internet before. One word... Vogue.The difference is, one cover portrays a bridal Kim, enveloped in a cheesy embrace from hubby Kanye, the other is a post-wedding Kim, flashing her most famous asset which, surely by now, has its own zip code. It certainly turns hubby on, he Tweeted the cover image with just the caption #ALLDAY, which led to over 78,400 re-tweets and him in a Viagra-induced state.Oh, and it has knocked every other news piece this week off the top spot. Not even a probe landing on a comet after a 10-year journey has as many column inches.The very fact that I'm writing this - and to be honest with you, lovely reader, I still don't know firstly, why I'm writing this, and secondly, what I actually feel about this magazine shoot - just adds to the 'brokenness' of the internet, adds to the coverage that team Kim was hoping for, and in turn lines her pockets even more. Kim is a VERY clever lady.So many people have lamented how, in fact, she's the opposite. I've heard words like dumb, stupid, idiot, talentless. The latter, as Kim has intimated in the past, is very true. She has no talent, apart from trying to convince people she used to be a stylist, pre-sex tape. And in actual fact, if she does still self-style, then yes, she has that talent.But she can't sing. She can't act. She can't write (Instagram captions and 140-character snippets DON'T count). She can't juggle. And, I can say this because I've interviewed her twice, she can't really hold people's attention. What she is talented at though, and therefore proving that she may not be that thick, is making coins, dough, gold, the green stuff.This isn't about her money though, it's about her bottom, her boobs and her, erm, lady garden (or lack of).Waking up to the image of Kim's shiny bum was a shock. And that's exactly what the Kardashian Klan do best. If they had a shock-0-meter, it would hit red every time. Much like the scream meter in Pixar's Monsters, Inc.People obviously have NO idea that underneath her Lanvin skirts and sexy dresses lurks this great tundra of a bum. You see it in pictures and hear about it in comedy sketches, but never in the flesh. So upfront. So there. Like two bald men poking out from a pile of sequinned washing.HELLO BUM.But wait, there's more. She has exposed everything. Full-frontal, unapologetic Kim Kardashian nudity. Shock value at an all-time high. We never thought this day would happen. We can't look. Oh, go on then. No, we can't. But we must. Oh shit I looked.'She has millions of young fans who idolize her though. This is soft-porn. Not good!' Words from my primary school teacher husband. And I see his point, I really do, but what I offered in response is that Rihanna has equal millions of loyal fans, and there she is, posting pictures smoking weed and using all kinds of words in her songs that her fans sing back to her, parrot fashion.Not the same thing at all, but a fair comparison.And there have been many shoots of male celebrities completely naked, all with their own fan base, but they just get patted on the back, by both sexes. It's just because Kim is in a constant firing line. She is, after all, just a reality star.I don't see it as porn at all. She isn't standing there inserting that champagne bottle in places she shouldn't. Yes, she is more oiled up than a whole cast of Chippendales, but, as the photographer, Jean-Paul Goude, of the shoot has said, 'It's art'. In his head, maybe, in others it's just crass, and for some people, certainly Kim, it's a celebration of the body.That might be cheesy, but it's true. I've always, ALWAYS said that no matter what you think of Kim, she does dress very well for her body, flying the flag for any woman who has a big bum, big boobs, small waist and short height. You might not like her choice of clothes, but her body never looks hard done by.So might these pictures give some women more confidence? Possibly. Might some men print them off and stash them under their mattresses? Definitely. And will some teenage girls look at her here and either want to be like her even more or just talk about what they've seen? Absolutely.And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what Kim Kardashian is talented at. Reach.I have one more point to make, if you haven't stopped reading already, and that is: being a blogger in this mad social world we now live in, I feel very privileged to be asked to do certain things and attend certain events. THIS is our moment, as kids of a new age. We might never get to do these things again. So when you're offered something attractive, you take it. If it ruffles feathers or gets people talking, just like the vlogging-sphere has done, then it makes the world a more interesting place.Kim and her sisters are saying yes to things now they never dreamt they'd be offered. Vogue is one example. They know their time will be up, so they have to snatch everything whilst they can.Not so stupid now, are they?
