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The Grammys 2019: Red carpet winners and, erm, non-winners...

The Grammys 2019: Red carpet winners and, erm, non-winners...

Jeeeeez... the Baftas AND Grammys on the same night?? What red carpet idiots were on scheduling duties this year? NOT OK! It meant that my Twitter was going mental, my fingers had steam coming off them trying to keep up... in the end I just went to sleep.And with fresh eyes, now I can see see all the red carpet arrivals for all their worth. And it's the Grammys that I think needs the most attention.So, here we go...

BEST IN SHOW - Cardi B in Mugler couture, Fall 1995

She knew what she was doing. She's not stupid. In fact, she went on to wear another two vintage Mugler gowns the same night. FASHION HER-STORY!

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BEST IN RED - Dolly Parton

My queen, I bow to thee. Even if you don't like it, you love her. Soooo, she's a winner! Also, did you know that apparently both her arms in covered in tattoos, which is why you never see them? The only woman who can match her earrings, dress, nails and shoes.

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BEST USE OF AN ACCESSORY - J Lo in Ralph & Russo

How much sass can a hat posses... THIS MUCH! Look at that pout! Remember when Samantha Jones in Sex And The City wore that HUUUUGE beach hat? Well this is the red carpet version. Watch below for live action...

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BEST SUIT MOMENT - Tracee Ellis Ross in Ralph & Russo

Following on from J Lo's Ralph & Russo moment... OMG TRACEE, NAILED IT! This green on her, the cut on her, the snake. EVERYTHING. IS. PERFECT.

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BEST IN MEME - Katy Perry in Balmain Couture

See below for some suggestions... just saying!

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BEST SHOULDER ACTION - Janelle Monae in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture

The hat is a gorgeous addition, but you know she's only wearing it to protect herself from unwanted things landing in her dress via the gaps. She never disappoints!

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COUPLE YOU WANT TO BE - Ashlee Simpson in Georges Chakra and Evan Ross in Amiri

I mean, could they BE any hotter? Ashlee with her sexy smoky eye and feathers, and Evan with no top on under his amazing blazer and jeans combo. HOT!

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COUPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE -CeeLo Green and Shani James

Do I need to say anything about this?????

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THE BEST OLSEN TWINS STAND INS - Chloe x Halle

This R&B duo gave me Mary Kate and Ashley vibes, just at how stone-faced they looked, and how you'd never catch anyone else wearing these looks. The look fun!

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Today I'm Loving... Monse Menswear

Today I'm Loving... Monse Menswear

Carrie Bradshaw's Fendi Baguette moment... is she coming back full time?