This Ralph & Russo dress, or a house in Nottinghamshire?

I think it might just be me who does this, but every now and again I’ll go on Farfetch.com and sort the clothing category into highest price first, just to see what you might be able to get for a small fortune.

This time, I’ve found these two must haves (I use those 2 words with the highest form of sarcasm, please understand that!)…

This gawwwjus Ralph & Russo dress, with its pearl embellishment and 100% polyester (ehhh?) body comes in at £19,028. And no, that isn’t a typo of one too many 00000s.

What you could have won though is this three-bedroom, mid terrace house in Nottinghamshire.

Or what about this stunning all-over bead embellished Versace blazer, adding that much needed sparkle and shine to your wardrobe. It’ll set you back £18,640.

Orrrr you could just buy yourself a lovely Skoda Fabia Hatch, for £18,215. You even get change!

Or if you’re feeling really thirsty, you could treat yourself to 5,917 and a half Starbucks cappuccinos.

What would you choose?