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The Kim Kardashian diaries: Piers Morgan and Blonde bombshell

I hope you're not bored of my Kim Kardashian coverage, because personally I could look at her all day (and that's saying something!!). I know, I know, I just out-gayed myself yet again.

Last night Kim took Piers Morgan out on the town. You'd be forgiven for thinking they were at a massive event, it was merely to celebrate the fact that she had been on Donald Trump's Apprentice! Well, actually, it was her perfume, KK, that appeared on the show. An event for a perfume. It's SO Kim Kardashian! But didn't she look utterly gorge in her high-necked dress? As usual, her killer curves were on show - she really should start a Curve School to teach women how to dress accordingly.


NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Kim Kardashian and Piers Morgan celebrate Kim Kardashian's appearance on 'The Apprentice' at Provacateur on November 10, 2010 in New York, New York. (Photo by John W. Ferguson/Getty Images)



NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 10: Kim Kardashian celebrates her appearance on 'The Apprentice' at Provacateur on November 10, 2010 in New York, New York. (Photo by John W. Ferguson/Getty Images)



Also, this is Kim. Yes, it's really her. She went blonde in an advert for the Kardashian's new range of bikinis, and doesn't she look so sci-fi-terrific? Inspired by the amazing Jane Fonda in the 1960s flick Barbarella, all three K sisters went peroxide for the ad.


Green never looked so HAWT!!

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