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Hilary Swank chooses Marc Jacobs for the amfAR Gala


It's not your fault Hilary, it's your stylist's. I know I know, you like the dress, and I do too in theory. In pictures. But in reality, on a red carpet, on you, it's just not that great. Let's blame Marc Jacobs actually.

I love monochrome, and I'm sure you're stylist does too Hills, but this is NOT how to do it. And what a shame, you were on such a roll, what with your Michael Kors red gown at the Met Gala.

This dress, from Marc's resort collection, is just the wrong length, the wrong shape and altogether a bit too bridesmaid for me. It kinda looks like you're 10-years-old again and raided your mums wardrobe (or was that just me?)

We know you're smiling through it, but behind that smile you're making mental notes: 'sack stylist' 'throw dress back at Marc' and 'stick with Michael or Gucci next time'.

Love the sleek hair though.


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