Interior envy: the ULTIMATE in maximalism...

I’ve tidied the wardrobe, cleaned the kitchen from top to bottom, baked cookies and banana bread, taken the dogs on ALL the walks… WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO?

LOOK AT HOUSES, OF COURSE!

I have to admit, I look at houses for sale way more than I should. We aren’t planning on selling ours, I just love finding a gem. And I also LOVE looking at the way people have done up their homes. Recently though I’ve gotten a little bored of searching Right Move, so now I’ve turned to America to find my dream place. From the Hollywood Hills to the depths of Ohio, I’ve got LOTS on my virtual list.

NONE AS BRILLIANT AS THIS ONE THOUGH! It’s literally a 1970s time capsule, frozen in time, done up to the eyeballs in that distinctive lime green that is just as synonymous with the era as are the Pepto-Bismol pink bathrooms of the 1950s.

I mean, you’re going to have to REALLY like green to buy this house. Yes, you could just buy it because you just really like the architecture, but let’s face it, NO ONE IS GOING TO DO THAT, ARE THEY? And if they do, they should be STOPPED.

It shows a real dedication. Like, you’d want to date or marry this person. When they like something, they really like something!

Is that grass going up the stairs? Or just astroturf-like carpet?

THERE’S MORE! THE BEDROOMS! OH MY GOD THE BEDROOMS.

Don’t think for a minute the crazy interiors stops downstairs… look at these rooms! Matching wallpaper to the bed throws… THAT. IS. GENIUS. I’m calling Donatella now… I need exactly the same thing in all our bedrooms, immediately.

Imagine waking up in one of these rooms, then walking downstairs into that living room and kitchen. It’s headache inducing isn’t it?

But I still LOVE it!

If you want to move to Ramona, California, to this green palace, it’s yours for about $340,000! See it here.